Off The Main Road

I’m finally doing something with all of these Stephen King books my mom left me. A blog about reading all of the books Stephen King has written.


If this is your first visit you should probably start here. If not, thanks for coming back.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but Carrie White eats s**t.”

Carrie the book is totally First Blood the movie and Carrie the girl is totally John J. Rambo. Both stories are about someone who got pushed to their mental limits by a bunch of small minded doofuses who didn’t know who they were f**king with and both stories end up with gas stations getting blow to smithereens. 

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